Why call someone gendered words like dude and bro when you could just call them your shield-sibling?
If someone leaves their detergent in the laundry room, you can bet your ass I’m gonna use that damn detergent.
i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
So I grew up in a small country town, when “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” was EVERYONE’s jam
but suddenly when Fergie came out with “My Humps” EVERYONE was fucking OFFFENDED
because singing about butts is neever okay when a WOC is doing it.
(Source: , via womanistgamergirl)